She saw the package of Pampers lavendar moistened towlette refills laying upon the table and asked from the side of her mouth, "Do you think there's something she's not telling us?" Brenda looked to Debbie in confusion over her question.

I, myself, found the question puzzling. I felt my forehead grow creased. "She always uses those. There's some in the bathroom now," Brenda answered at length.

"Pampers baby wipes," she stated for the benefit of my perplexed gaze.

"Oh, those." Silly Aunt Debbie. Waste lovely, light-sented moistened towelettes on babies? Riiiight.