Me: What about women's purses scares you menfolk so?
Scott: The junk you all put in them
Me: They tend to come in handy in a pinch. Need a Kleenex? check. An ibuprofen? double check. I haven't managed to find one big enough to haul the kitchen sink yet though...
Scott: Men get by with a wallet, which means, everything else is unneeded
Me: And they look so illy managed. There is the "man purse" out there these days
Scott: metrosexuals... *pfft*