Dear Trident Sugar Free Gum,

I am a huge fan. My zest for the gum-chewing-trade seems to swell until the holiday candies have made their exit. Coincidence, I am sure. I particularly enjoy your cinnamon flavor. It is good and it is sticky.

In a few weeks, you will have graphs of your January sales in hand. I'd like to give you the opportunity to thank me, personally, for the increases you have undergone.

You are welcome.