To distract me from the hovering cloak of bad health, Friskey decided to become playful with a feathery cat toy. Well, playful in her way. She kind of rolls to her back, all four paws in the air, and waits until the person operating the toy swings the contraption into the zone where she doesn't have to move. She's no fool.

Yes, her physical fitness is pretty much a lost cause. And, as you can plainly see from the photograph below, she is not really open to constructive criticism either.