Well, I have a slight touch of the malevolent virus that has been battering poor Miles. Last night, on the heels of a ferocious sneeze, I had my first ever nosebleed.
It was something I had only heard of in myth, having never witnessed the phenomenon myself. It was 8:45 in the evening, so, quite naturally, everyone else was asleep. I had a good 10 seconds of panic before I reverted to the only way of life I've ever known...
www.google.com is one of those friends that talks you down from the ledge time after time. My name is Laura, and I am an internet geek...all that information...just keystrokes away!
Miles found great humor in this situation. He said , "You goofball, you pinch it!" Well yes, in hindsight that does seem logical. But then, google told me that without being condescending.
The lesson we've learned from this? Let the Internet be your lifeline. Tell no one.